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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:16 pm

You betcha.

He violated rule number 17: don't be a hero, by losing focus of the only thing that was important.
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by Eshai » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:23 pm

Why limit yourself to one or the other? Why can't you buy Twinkies while simultaneously smashing zombies?
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:26 pm

Pull it off if you can. But unlike Woody, if the twinky thing isn't happening then it's time to reevaluate your garden tool implementation.
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by ConnorL » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:27 am

Oh joy! Finally, a real dark lord has graced our presence! :o

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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:44 am

I was just reading over the jessica howell/prince case and found the following comment in a police forum both informative and instructional.
I wish we could prevent it instead of just killing the perpetrators afterwards.
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Post by Xan Kal-Gurak » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:18 am

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And on the lighter side....

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Re: The off topic thread

Post by Xan Kal-Gurak » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:48 pm

My day at work prompted this:

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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:04 pm

My curiosity has been piqued.

Who does God turn to when in a tight spot?

Are automatonic creatures formed? Those with free-will employed?

In dire circumstance, are pacts with the devil made?


What would happen if God sold his soul?

Would it be worth the title, the honor - in a bubble of infinity?

What if the supreme being had bills due? What bank would issue that loan?

Is that why he collects 10%? Just who are you funding?
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Thu May 08, 2014 7:53 pm

I obviously picked a few awesome friends over the meaningless affection of all those who surround themselves with people they call friends but could really care less for.

And it still amuses me, to be in such an honest state and watch the social networking ladder climbers attempt to add me to their collection.

What currency have you to trade with authenticity? Where in blue blazes do you think that ladder goes? Would a million meaningless relationships do it for you? A million and one? Just one more "friend"?

The ladder grows upward to outpace its descent into bullcrap. Better hurry, the situation must be desperate to be going outside the jedi circles.
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Mon May 12, 2014 8:43 pm

Fossils tell the story of history.

Someone has to be the dirt, right?
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:16 am

Could any of you blokes spare a kitchen for my flat in the UK?

Hardwood is preferable.

Cheerios.
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:01 am

:lol: Yeah but... well, shit.

Still.

Cypher was right.
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by Farodin » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:12 am

Got this one at a takeaway restaurant the other day

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Re: The off topic thread

Post by Khaos » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:34 am

"This is a gross tale of excess on many levels. And those details are hard to fake. There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it...and I tell you it's tense. They don't like it at all. It rips their nerve-ends in a very extreme way... Like ordering two servings of "Crab Louey" in the Flamingo, then sending it back, uneaten, but covered with broken light-bulb glass. With cigarettes put out in the sauces, and the crabmeat floating in spilled gin...with maybe a condom full of Coca-Cola on the tray.- Hunter S Thompson"
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by Khaos » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:31 am

Only dead fish go with the flow.
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Re: The off topic thread

Post by David » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:04 pm

Force suckers! :lol:

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